JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE OF ME IN A PARTY OMG

CAN YOU FIND ME

the lady from our high school prom who takes care of photographs just came by

each photo is 25, which is ok, they’re big and shiny and good

but you can’t buy them by themselves. you have to buy the album. the 500 reais album. as in it costs five hundred. ok. And out of all the photos they have taken of you, you can only refuse 25% of them.

I burst out laughing, I think she might have been offended

Why

earlfoolish:

doubleadrivel:

earlfoolish:

killerqueer:

skeletree:

martincrieff:

Guys, stop.

Fucking Christ.

PEOPLE IT IT JUST EMBARASSING

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOOOOP

ugh :(

people are awful

I know why I don’t like this behavior, but I don’t understand why it’s basically considered punishable by death among Sherlock fans. Someone please explain?

it’s because it’s objectifying. and stereotyping. Just because Mark is a gay man, he’s assumed to ship Sherlock/John? It’s like saying Moffat would ship Sherlock/Molly just because he’s straight.

it’s insulting. people are not defined by their orientation. all gay men are not the same.

it’s the same thing as when a straight girl says “Oh I wish I had a gay best friend”. It’s harmful. it’s hurtful.

Hahahahahahaha hahahaha no sorry that’s my limit jesus fuckig christ pay attention to what the fuck you say on the internet

because if you honestly think it’s ok to call a bro a mother-cumberbitch

(and I won’t even talk about how awful “cumberbitch” is)

you need to think NOT TWICE but a hundred fucking times about what the fuck you’re going to post about a real fucking person (AND TAG IT or whatever you call it on twitter holy shit)

(via howllor)

evangelineviola:

i cant even manage to be angry about this when what i’m picturing is some skinny white animu chick with an electric guitar smashing a glass ball around sherlock and then proceeding to rock out with a bitchin solo

this isn’t a dirty sherlock secret. it’s a stupid and potentially offensive sherlock secret.

(Source: dirtysherlocksecrets, via saintsuger)

I spent the day cleaning my room (at my dad’s)

Why are half of the things in it not mine

There are even women’s health magazines, I’ve been sleepig right next to the enemy wtf

Anonymous asked:
I don't want you to JUDGE anything, I want an opinion!

Well, I’d rather keep mine to myself.

That extremely awkward moment your grandma winks and asks you if guys your age find your body sexy

I’m not even kidding. Let. Me. Die.

areachingmemory:

keepcalmandbebritishdarling:

#Who else thinks next step is to film a porno???

I AM CRYING. GUYS I CAN’T EVEN

JESUS

WHAT IS THAT

HAS DIANA SEEN THIS

(Source: bonnarpetit, via sofuckingchuffed)

WHY DO COCKROACHES EXIST

cr00kshanks-:

mycroftismight:

cr00kshanks-:

mycroftismight:

cr00kshanks-:

jellyfilledcondoms:

cr00kshanks-:

mycroftismight:

cr00kshanks-:

mycroftismight:

WHY DO THEY TRY TO GIVE ME HEART ATTACKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

WHY

WON’T

THEY

LEAVE

ME

ALONE

THERE’S NOT A SINGLE CRUMB OF FOOD IN MY ROOM

WHY

WHY

when i first read this i thought it said crock pots and i was like

what

the 

fuck

but now i understand your pain

THOSE FUCKING CROCK POTS

THEY JUST WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE

L O L I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON OMG

I KNOW YOUR PAIN THOSE FUCKING CROCKPOTS.

SCARING ME TO DEATH

EVERY FUCKING NIGHT

THERE’S NO FOOD IN MY ROOM, GO AWAY

WHY MUST THE CROCK POTS THEY TO STEW THE THINGS IN MY ROOM. I DON’T HAVE FOOD. I CANNOT FEED YOU. I AM SORRY. 

I AM SORRY

I AM FUCKING SORRY

YOU CAN STEW MY CAT IF YOU WANT TO

BUT THAT’S IT

IT WANTS BABIES

NO

NO BABIES

DISGUSTING CROCK POTS I WILL NOT ACCEPT BABIES! I HAVE NO BABIES!

YOU CAN HAVE MY CAT

(via holmeslice-deactivated20110807-)